This isn't funny, but it's indicative of my grasp of the German language.

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London Gangsta

In a still from the hip hop music video version of "Jamaican in New York", this is Damen rapping, "(Yo! Yo!) I'm a Maori, Chinese, Lebanese, Irish, Croatian in Londooooooon". Damen *reprezents* the new breed of urban Maori-Chinese-Lebanese-Irish-Croatians in Britain's largest city.

Shout outs to my cuzzies in Aotearoa, eh?

Fun Game! - Episode 3!

I went off FunGame for a while, but now that I'm traveling again, I think I might take it up once more. It's not a very hard game to play, and there's a possibility that it'll keep me slightly warmer, so...

Part of the reason for letting the game go was the hair that began creeping over my top lip - not cool. Also note the nice koru shape of the side-on beard. These photos document what was going to be the last installment of FunGame. After these shots I shaved, so it's back to the beginning again. Stay tuned for another thrilling episode.